INDIANAPOLIS - Referencing various subjects with which he has only limited acquaintance, total shithead and area asshole, Damien Sullivan, is just calling it how he sees it, okay?
Letting his friend Jennifer Acres know - without any meaningful justification - that her decision to pursue a degree in Social Work at Butler University will come back to bite her on the ass, the insufferable dickwad also asserted that, in his opinion, college is a waste of both time and money and that enlisting in the military would be a far more practical approach to life. He's just saying.
"I don't care what anyone says about it; a degree is totally fucking worthless in this day and age," said the cockface, knowing full-well that his words were likely infuriating Acres and her two friends. "Speaking of college, don't you just hate Performing Arts students? A bunch of pansies who all think they're going to be famous. Makes me sick."
Continuing to display little regard for the feelings of those around him, the 23-year-old prick further insists - among other things - that anyone with an avid interest in opera, musicals or dance is one hundred per cent gay. Period.
And don't get him started on people in the fashion industry. They're the biggest faggots of all, you know what he's saying?
"And it's not just gays who piss me the fuck off," continued the wholly unlikable cretin. "The people who I really can't stand, who really need to die of AIDS? The fucking Muslims."
Displaying a wealth of what he steadfastly calls "knowledge", Sullivan believes that the nations of Iran, Pakistan and, like, Africa or whatever should be wiped off the face of the planet.
Wait, just hear it him out.
"Those people want to wipe out this great country and I'll be damned if I'm going to allow that shit to happen," he said, fully conscious of how poorly his words were being received. "It's just my opinion, but I think we should blow the Middle East back to the Stone Age."
Meanwhile, attempting to espouse what he proudly refers to as a "non-conformist political viewpoint", the first class rat bastard thinks that President Obama - a ruthless Communist thug - is the modern day equivalent of Hitler.
