Obama Set To Formally Accept That He Just Might Have to Endure Another 4 Years of This Shit

CHARLOTTE, NC - President Barack Obama will address the Democratic National Convention Thursday, where he is expected to formally accept that he must see out another four years of this shit.

Mr Obama, who stormed to the presidency in 2008, will head into November's election reluctantly seeking to defeat Republican challenger Mitt Romney to secure a second thankless and fucking miserable term in office.

"Barack is not at all looking forward to the challenge ahead," said Obama's wife, Michelle, in her own address to the DNC Tuesday.

"Even though cross-party bickering and unjustified conservative resentment will likely grow over the next four years, my husband is nonetheless sort of slightly ready to take on the responsibility of leading this great country once more. I guess."  

"But, for what it's worth, he really doesn't want to."

Just knowing that Republicans will be more determined than ever in the coming years to paint him as a tyrannical socialist Nazi with secret ties to al Qaeda, Obama is believed to be highly reluctant to see this "complete mind-fuck of a presidency" through, but will likely do it for "the good of his party."

Meanwhile, asked if he would be ready from day one to lead America forward, Mr Obama was himself unequivocal in his response this morning: "I've fucking had it."