Vincent P. Chambers, 38, died September 3 in an abandoned warehouse in downtown Indianapolis. Mr. Chambers, who had a lengthy criminal record, was discovered in a dumpster behind the warehouse with gunshot wounds, stab wounds, strangulation marks, extensive blunt force trauma, and extremely high levels of fumarin (rat poison) in his system. The official cause of death is listed as “accident,” and this conclusion is corroborated by certain of Mr. Chambers’ associates who wish to remain anonymous but who claim to be witnesses to his demise. When pressed for further details, the associates reminded this reporter that he shouldn’t oughta ask so many questions.
