NOBLESVILLE - After almost 4 months inside the womb of his mother Madeleine, a desperate unborn fetus today declared his intention to abort both unwanted parents in a swift operation immediately after he is born.
Baby P, who is now at the end of the first trimester, told the Tribune that he has explored other avenues - such as having Marsha and father Nick adopted out to other babies - but came to the conclusion that parental abortion was the "best option for all parties".
"This was probably the hardest decision I've ever had to make", said Baby P. "But I just didn't plan to have parents at this stage of my life. I'm simply not ready yet". He continued: "Bringing parents into this world requires a huge amount of responsibility and I don't think I'm capable of fulfilling the demanding duties of being a son at this time."
Certain pro-choice groups have welcomed the decision. The Foundation for Independent Babies applauded Baby P for taking such brave steps in the face of growing pressure to keep his parents. However, local pro-life advocates today protested Baby P's decision, with chants of "a parent can feel" ringing out during a small demonstration outside the family's home.
One activist told the Tribune: "What Baby P is choosing to do is immoral. It doesn't matter if his parents are still in the early mental development stages: they still have the right to choose whether they get to destroy this baby's future or not."
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