Bunch of Stuff Happens

INDIANAPOLIS - Following a period of relative inactivity, a load of stuff happened Friday, generating a great deal of buzz, excitement, fright, sadness, apathy and suspicion among the wide demographic of people who were, in some way, affected by it.

Causing a vast amount of chatter upon its occurrence, a bunch of shit just seemed to happen out of nowhere, prompting reactionary expressions such as "wow", "something's got to be done about this" and "that was so much fun."

Despite the fact that most people will likely soon forget the finer details of what in fact just went down, the things in question were literally being talked about by everyone Tuesday, as word of the stuff quickly spread.

"I just could not believe what I was hearing," said that one guy over there. "One minute I was just minding my own shit when, all of a sudden, some real crazy nonsense started kicking off way over there somewhere. It was certainly something."

Meanwhile, interest in the development is likely to wane once another, instantly accessible thing occurs sometime tomorrow.