Romney: Screw It, I'll Give $3 Million To Everyone Who Votes for Me

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WASHINGTON D.C. - In an effort to win over the average working American, presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney has vowed to give away his entire wealth to the American people, declaring: "enough with politics: I'll give three million freaking dollars to everyone who votes for me in November."


The move is also seen as an attempt to improve Romney's standing among women, Latinos and the gay community - as well as African Americans, undecided voters and a core base of liberals.


"The economy of the United States has tanked under this president," Romney told supporters at a rally in the capital yesterday. "Under my administration, we will reduce unemployment, cut spending and lower taxes. In fact, to Hell with the usual rhetoric; let's just say I'll make you a millionaire if you vote for me."


"I'm not shitting you, America. Three million bucks each. Who's game?"


Meanwhile, the Obama administration has accused Romney of attempting to "pander to the electorate," insisting that the former Massachusetts Governor will "probably want the people to pay back every penny once he is in power."


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