Local Dad Nominates Self to Be The Designated Drinker

Laurence Brown | Saturday, October 06, 2012 | | | | Best Blogger Tips

INDIANAPOLIS - Embarking on a family outing to Red Lobster Saturday, local dad Thomas Gregory  opted to nominate himself as the family's designated drinker, insisting that "it was the right thing to do." Even though his wife Pam and two children, Jake and Gretchen, enjoyed a truly momentous and alcohol-free afternoon together, the 39-year-old appeared to nonetheless
find it within himself to "have an okay time," even as he sat quietly, knocking back three bottles of Samuel Adams. "Obviously, naming yourself the designated drinker does come with its inherent sacrifices," said a semi-inebriated Mr. Gregory. "Chief among them is sleepiness." 

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