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According to Limbaugh's wife Kathryn Rogers, the radio personality was heading briskly to the kitchen when the far side of his right foot connected at full speed with the inconveniently placed item of furniture.
"I felt so bad for him," said Limbaugh's fourth wife, as she watched him rolling around in unbearable agony on the living room floor. "I was just watching television, when all of a sudden Rush let out one of those almighty screams. At first, I thought he was just venting against the inherent liberal bias in the media, but I looked up and saw him welling up with tears. I could tell he was in great physical discomfort."
At press time, Limbaugh was reportedly unable to get through the remainder of his day without recreating the incident over and over in his mind, something that caused him to wince every time.