Speaking to Channel 6 News late Monday evening, Indianapolis, which has been inundated with thousands of tourists, Super Bowl themed events and parking lot price hikes, declared that it has "just had enough already."
"I swear, if somebody doesn't do something about the Goddamn traffic, I'm calling the whole thing off," said Indianapolis from downtown Indianapolis. "I mean, really? Why does it take forty years to drive into the city? And the Super Bowl hasn't even kicked off yet."
In a message that seemed to indicate it was starting to come to its senses, however, Indianapolis was later heard telling the nearby city of Carmel that "the Super Bowl Village is actually kinda neat, so we'll see."
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