Skimming through her list of Facebook friends, Miss Morgan pondered for more than five minutes who it was that took the decisive action to distance themselves from Morgan's online persona, and, furthermore, what she might have done to upset them.
"I wonder if they were offended by that Huffington Post article about Mitt Romney's growing disconnect from the electorate that I shared the other day," she said. "I can certainly see my Aunt Josephine taking offense to that. Oh, but wait, she's still on my friend list."
"I guess I do have some devoutly Christian friends who just might not approve of cuss words, but most of them swear more than I do. I just wish I knew."
Tempted to cycle through her entire list to see if any names stand out as missing, the 29-year-old also speculated that "perhaps it's just someone I've not spoken to since school."
"I mean, it's certainly possibly that Bethany Andrews unfriended me. Not in a mean way or anything, just because she and I have not talked in, well, fifteen years. Ah, no; she just popped in my news feed. Who the heck was it?"
Wondering if perhaps one her friends simply deleted their profile, or had their account compromised, Morgan finally stopped caring after her best friend Monica shared a cute picture of a cat sleeping inside a sink.