FORT WAYNE - The ruling monarchs of the fast food industry, Burger King and Dairy Queen, concluded their recent tour of local man Patrick McMillan's small intestine Thursday, ending a successful domestic engagement.
The Royals were also treated to a glimpse of the 27-year-old's stomach and food pipe during the extensive 2-day visit, which also saw them engage with dignitaries from The Coca Cola Company and Nestle.
"It has been a successful tour," said Burger King's official spokesman, Bernard Hees. "Mr McMillan's digestive system was extremely accomodating to the Royal family, who remain eternally grateful for its generous hospitality."
After departing from Mr McMillan's anus this morning, the Royals are scheduled to meet with various guests at the local sewer plant.