Offering the Hispanic couple a bouquet of white lilies this morning, the 45-year-old divorcee from Indianapolis greeted the Ramirez couple, as well as their son Hernan, by uttering every last syllable of the words: "I just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Macy. I live at number five-thirty-two."
Not dissuaded by Mr. and Mrs. Ramirez's above-average grasp of English, Krasowski continued to place additional emphasis on the letters T, P and D, while keeping an overtly friendly countenance.
"How are you liking your new place?," she asked, fervently ensuring to maintain eye contact upon each and every word. "I think you will really like it here."
Writing down her phone number in large, easy-to-read numbers, Krakowski went out of her way to let her new neighbors know that she is always just a phone call away.
"If you need anything, I'll just be next-door," she concluded, making sure to leave a sufficiently long pause between each word. "As in the house next to yours? Best of luck unpacking."