Showing posts with label Mexican. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mexican. Show all posts

Indiana Man Able to Put Anti-Immigration Beliefs Aside During Visit to Qdoba

Laurence Brown | Tuesday, August 21, 2012 | | | | | | Best Blogger Tips
FISHERS - During a post-work visit to American-Mexican food chain Qdoba Tuesday, local bigot Steve Clitheroe was somehow able to put aside his anti-immigration beliefs while enjoying a "mighty fine" meal with wife Linda.

Though he routinely espouses strong views about the need to tighten up border security and to instill federal legislation that would limit the opportunities of Mexican immigrants inside the United States, he was able - just for a solitary moment - to see past the usual hard-line conservative rhetoric and just enjoy a "damn-near perfect" chicken quesadilla.

"I should definitely come in here more often," said Clitheroe, failing to recall that, just this past Sunday, he had been displaying to his friend Mike his utter disdain for the Hernandez family two doors down. "I like the sound of those Nacho things too."

In a gesture that belied his usual small-minded soundbites projecting the idea that Mexicans are coming to the U.S. and stealing American jobs, Clitheroe could be heard uttering the words "thank you" to his server Carlos upon receipt of his food.

"The service is actually pretty good here," he continued. "It certainly beats Arby's in that department. I think I'll come back again sometime."

Meanwhile, as the taste of his cheesy fiesta potatoes began to wear off late Tuesday night, Clitheroe was outlining to his family why the state of Indiana needs to incorporate Arizona-style anti-immigration laws in an effort to curb illegal immigration.

Woman Over-Enunciates Every Single Word Said to Mexican Neighbors

The Editor | Thursday, July 12, 2012 | | | | Best Blogger Tips
INDIANAPOLIS - Trying her best to welcome her new Mexican neighbors to the street Thursday, local woman Macy Krasowski proceeded to over-enunciate every single word said to Javier and Lilian Ramirez.

Offering the Hispanic couple a bouquet of white lilies this morning, the 45-year-old divorcee from Indianapolis greeted the Ramirez couple, as well as their son Hernan, by uttering every last syllable of the words: "I just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Macy. I live at number five-thirty-two."

Not dissuaded by Mr. and Mrs. Ramirez's above-average grasp of English, Krasowski continued to place additional emphasis on the letters T, P and D, while keeping an overtly friendly countenance.

"How are you liking your new place?," she asked, fervently ensuring to maintain eye contact upon each and every word. "I think you will really like it here."

Writing down her phone number in large, easy-to-read numbers, Krakowski went out of her way to let her new neighbors know that she is always just a phone call away.

"If you need anything, I'll just be next-door," she concluded, making sure to leave a sufficiently long pause between each word. "As in the house next to yours? Best of luck unpacking."