CARSON CITY, NV - Despite a strong and consistently anti-gay voting pattern, Congressman Dean Heller (Rep. R-Nevada) has suggested that gay marriage should be a constitutional right in cases where those tying the knot are two outrageously stunning lesbians.
Addressing a summit on civil rights in Carson City Friday, Heller insisted that he was "more than comfortable with the idea of seeing two ravishing blondes exchange wedding vows - so long as they are willing to get it on in a steamy video."
"Generally speaking, I believe that marriage should be recognized as a union between one man and one woman," he said. "But if two girls want to penetrate each other during a night of matrimonial bliss, who am I to say they can't? In fact, I'm all for the idea."
The announcement marks an unusual u-turn for Heller, who went on to reaffirm his opposition to the marital aspirations of gay men, transgendered couples and television personality Rosie O'Donnell.