Eric Parker, 32, died October 1 in his home. The 5'9", 230 lb, bespectacled and pock-marked Parker, who was employed as a network security technician at Apperton Technology Systems, suffered a fatal heart attack following a marathon sexual escapade with at least a dozen women at once over a sixteen-hour period. Parker's friends remember his winning ways with the ladies. "Oh man, I loved the guy, but I hated going out to the clubs with him," reported Bryce Harding, who had been Parker's close friend since their college days and who is now employed as a physician and model. Their other friends--lawyer and model Chet Markum and entrepreneur and model Jake Horner--agreed. "Once the ladies found out Eric was in IT, it was like the rest of us were just invisible," reported Markum. Horner added, "I'm sad that he's dead, but I honestly think this is how he'd have wanted to go. And maybe now we can get the ladies to look twice at one of us."
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