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Incorrectly determining that his overlord probably enjoys the sight of an expensive photo frame or delicate candle holder falling from
the the top of the living room cabinet, the Russian Blue feline tested this theory Wednesday, prompting only a bitter response from the bipedal creature also known as "daddy".
"Meow," insisted Mickey, presumably looking for some kind of positive affirmation from Matt. "Meeeeooooowww."
Digging his claws into his owner's upholstery early this morning, the cat naively thought that his actions would be met with, at the very least, an approving nod, or a pet to his stomach - believing at the back of his mind that Matt's brain works exactly like his.
Meanwhile, leaving a nugget of feces on the bathroom floor - relatively close to that porcelain bowl thing where daddy leaves his - Mickey was surprised to discover that this was "totally not an okay thing to do."