Rush Limbaugh Spontaneously Combusts

The Editor | Friday, August 24, 2012 | | | Best Blogger Tips


CAPE GIRARDEAU, MO - Fans and relatives paid tribute to Rush Limbaugh Saturday, after the Conservative talk-show host spontaneously combusted during a live broadcast, rendering him identifiable only by his shoes. Experts on the scene said that Mr Limbaugh likely suffered considerable, if momentary, pain, and almost certainly screamed in agony before his 312lb body burned into a pile of ash.

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