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INDIANAPOLIS, IN - Determined to live out his four-year degree course at Butler University with as little outside help as possible, Business Finance major Ryan Dabrowski says he is prepared to lay his own way through college.
The 19-year-old native of Terre Haute says he has already "made second base with five different chicks" and has put three dance majors aside in the event of an emergency.
"It's really important for me to be self reliant," said Dabrowski this morning. "That is why I aim to invest in some of the hottest and wildest chicks across campus over the next four years."
The college freshman, who enrolled in Butler's Business Program earlier this year, insists that, if need be, he will take on the occasional blow job after classes, and is strongly considering taking out multiple interest-free girls during his first semester.