Five different Indianapolis-area women named Sarah Connor, aged 23, 28, 32, 34, and 37 respectively, all died on September 1 of gunshot wounds. IMPD reports that it does not believe the incidents are related to each other, to the massive burglary at Don’s Guns the previous night, or to reports preceding the gun heist of a muscular nude man seen walking the downtown alleyways after some sort of weird lightning shit happened.