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You know, the one with the better drinks machine?
Yeah, sure, this Wendy's is in a better part of town and all, but the service here is lousy compared to the other one. Not to mention the Chocolate Frosty machine in this Goddamn shit-hole of a building always seems to be out of order, continued the report.
And what's with the bathrooms?
According to the findings, this Wendy's is the one that always has a bunch of homeless people loitering outside, which you would not, for the love of God, find happening at the good Wendy's. That Wendy's is just far nicer than this piece of crap.
The report also found that the outdated interior was damn near enough to make the likes of Mr and Mrs Landes take their business elsewhere, perhaps to the relatively modernized Wendy's building situated just five miles from their apartment.
I don't know, concluded the report: next time the couple in question are in the area, perhaps they should try out Don's Burger House two blocks further down, which is supposed to be cheap and pretty popular around here. Just saying.