Heading out to a grocery store in downtown Indianapolis Monday, Caskey was seen gesticulating upward to the gloomy skies, while crying out: "is this the best you can do?"
"Come on! You can do better than this! Show me your wrath!"
Seemingly unconcerned by the imminence of fork lightning and unsettling rumbles of thunder, the 28-year-old made it known that just because some cock-sucking storm decided to shit down on Indiana, doesn't mean he's not going to carry out the foolhardy and truly idiotic plan of marching straight into the eye of the storm.
"Seriously! Is this all ya got?," shouted the reckless imbecile, as rush hour traffic passed by. "I cause more of a rumble every time I take a dump! Come on, take me!"
Eventually surviving the onslaught of rain and lightning, Caskey is believed to have arrived home some time in the evening, whereupon the dumbass developed a really awful cold.
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