CRAWFORDSVILLE - In what was perceived as a major breakthrough for the visually impaired community this week, local blind man Terry Homan miraculously regained partial use of his sexual organs, namely his penis.
Blind since birth, Homan had previously been unable to use his penis in any meaningful way, but after dating bubbly library assistant Lucinda Howell for the past three months, the 37-year-old finally experienced sexual arousal for the first time on Saturday night.
"After spending my whole life without vision, it has always been my dream to one day wake up and discover that I am finally able to penetrate a beautiful woman in the vagina," he said. "This dream came true on Saturday night."
His whole life, Homan has been advised by professionals that blind patients very rarely recover the use of their sexual glands, while some are barely aware they even possess any.
"That was what drove me on," continued Homan. "I never listened to those who said I couldn't do it. Even if you're blind, if you put your mind to it you can do anything; including doggy style."
The news was met with pride among Homan's friends and family this week, with his mother Alice insisting that she has been waiting for this day for twenty years.
"Even though Terry always believed he would one day get the chance to shoot his load inside a beautiful woman, there's always a part of you that has to look at the facts," she said. "I really didn't think he'd ever get a lady in the sack. Maybe now I'll finally become a grandmother."
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