'I'm Totally Crazy' Insists Deeply Unremarkable Teen

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - In an effort to make up for his seeming lack of self-worth and interpersonal skills, local teenager Ben Miles reminded friends today that, deep down, he is totally off the wall.

Though he usually sits awkwardly by himself at parties and social gatherings and generally has a hard time connecting with his vibrant quartet of friends, Miles, 18, continues to insist that he is "one crazy fuck when it comes down to it." 

"My best friend Tommy thinks I'm absolutely nuts," he said, laughing nervously to himself. " And he's right; if I'm not watching really mad films like Being John Malkovich then you can usually find me rocking out to a band like Tenacious D. See, and you thought I was just as normal as the next guy." 

Despite rarely touching the lives of those around him, Miles is also of the incorrect belief that he is "always the person people turn to when they need a good laugh".

"My sense of humor is so out there," continued the deluded teenager. "One minute I might be quoting the latest episode of Family Guy and the next something totally different, like South Park. It's making me laugh just thinking about it." 

Meanwhile, the teenager's own perceived zaniness will be tested this weekend when he and three marginally more exciting friends plan to indulge in a pathetic game of Battlefield 3. 

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