The Spider in the Living Room, 8 months, died October 10 inside a tissue wielded by Michael Bindle of Southport. He is survived by a mate and eighty-two offspring, who are currently living in a dark corner under the kitchen cabinets. Described by his family as "a successful fertilizer" and "who?" The Spider in the Living Room was an avid hunter and enjoyed hiding in shoes. "He was a big one," said Bindle. "I hate it when you feel them squish like that in the tissue." Mrs. Bindle added, "Ewwww! Get it! Get it! Get it!"
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