ANDERSON - According to sources from inside a blue 2007 Dodge Nitro Friday, Indiana man Carl Dullwich is reportedly not going to get stuck behind another God damn freaking train, you hear? No way, mister. That kind of shit - he hopes you know - ain't gonna happen to Carl "the Dukester" Dullwich twice in a week. As a matter of fact, Dullwich is about ready to take a right on Claymore Avenue and hightail it across
them tracks before that son-bitch even gets a chance to cut him off. Bottom line, Dullwich is not prepared to wait damn-near 20 minutes while some lump-of-junk piece of crap decides to haul ass at 5 goddamn miles per hour. Screw that shit.
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