INDIANAPOLIS - Anxious to return to the exciting activity he had been doing prior to taking a quick bathroom break Sunday, Indianapolis resident Paul Antoine made sure to leave one, solitary sheet of toilet paper on the existing roll in order to avoid switching it out. Though the 27-year-old has been reminded on numerous occasions by his wife Jessica to replace the roll upon finishing it, Antoine nonetheless reasoned that it would be a waste to throw away one perfectly good piece of toilet paper.