INDIANAPOLIS - An emerging self help author today outlined his personal pledge to help you let go of both your irrational fears and, in turn, your hard earned money.
During a motivational speech class in downtown Indianapolis today, Miles Thomas - a self help guru and certified psychologist of 7 years - reported that by paying just $250 per session, you will learn enlightening new ways to live your life free of worry and anxiety.
"The techniques you will learn about in my book, which is available in all good bookshops for just $22, will open you up to a whole new world of peace, serenity and, well, debt. I would recommend this to anyone who is struggling with low self-esteem and/or anyone who has trouble holding onto their money."
In his book, Thomas makes constant reference to his self help DVD, and strongly advises that you - with your terrible self image - go out and purchase it for another $19.99.
"You needn't suffer from guilt or anxiety anymore," he continued. "Just pick up the phone and give my office a call today. Wireless surcharges may apply."
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