Showing posts with label bowel. Show all posts
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Local Grandma Thinks Rest of Family Should Know That Janice from 3 Doors Down Undergoing Bowel Operation

Laurence Brown | Monday, February 18, 2013 | | | | Best Blogger Tips
INDIANAPOLIS - Systematically phoning every adult member of her immediate family Monday, 91-year-old local grandma Eileen Calderwood thought that everyone should know that Janice from three doors down is going in for her bowel operation this Friday.

Insisting that her neighbor, with whom Calderwood's family are only vaguely familiar, has appeared "very pale recently," Calderwood openly