TERRE HAUTE - Four years after dropping out of North Central High School, 20-year-old Jason Mickelson now spends the majority of his waking day warning the wider population about the pervasive threat of an elite power known as the New World Order.
Insisting that a select group of bankers, financiers and political thinkers are secretly plotting to enslave the entire planet under the guise of globalization, Mickleson - who was recently hired on as a sales apprentice at a comic book store - thinks everyone needs to wake the hell up before it's too late.
"I'm telling you, man, the same people who shot JFK are taking over the planet," he wrote on his blog, www.bloodgames.com. "You sheeple out there really need to do ur research, find out what they got planned for us."
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Warning fellow Americans that 9/11 was in fact a carefully orchestrated government conspiracy and not, as millions had hitherto believed, an Islamic attack on American freedoms, Mickelson - who just 4 years ago flunked all of his grade 12 classes - left several YouTube comments Monday, imploring readers to "type in "building 7"".
"Please, juss do it. The way building 7 collapsed is totally consistant with a controled demilision. Dis shits messed up."
Insisting that scientific theories surrounding man-made global warming are a complete fabrication concocted by our eventual overlords and government shrills, Mickelson - who uploads daily online reports from the confines of his bedroom - also believes that the 2008 global economic collapse was designed by elements within the federal reserve in an effort to financially enslave humanity.
"It's time to wake da fuck up people," he wrote. "Da government wants you distracted. Dats why they give you American Idol and all that shitty reality TV. Dont be sucked into there game. Revolution today!"
Meanwhile, Mickelson intends to join fellow "truthers" in Indianapolis later this month to educate mature, working adults of the CIA's involvement in creating and operating major terrorist networks around the globe.