The impossibly two dimensional actress, whose credits include critical flops such as Sophie's Choice, Kramer vs. Kramer and The Devil Wears Prada, has now been nominated in the categories of Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress a record 17 times, winning an abysmal 2.
"I don't mean to be cruel, but it never fails to amaze me just how bad she is," said fellow actress Laura Linney. "I mean, who loses that many times at the fucking Academy Awards? Seriously, she needs to quit while she's ahead."
Meanwhile, sub-standard British Actress Kate Winslet - who has famously only won 1 Oscar from 6 nominations - announced her retirement from the acting profession this week, admitting that "deep down, I'm just not that good."
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