Everyone Outside the Room You're In, various ages, just dropped dead just now. Don't look - it's too horrific. Whether because of some government super-virus experiment gone horribly wrong, or some alien death ray, or something completely other, Everyone Outside the Room You're In is now dead. They all just collapsed right where they stood, just a second ago. So I hope you're in a room with people you like, because you and anyone else who happens to be in the same room with you right now are all that remains of the human race. There's no telling why or how you, and any companions you might happen to have right now, survived the total extinction of every other human on Earth. What remains now is to consider how you--and they, if there are any--are going to move forward in a world populated solely by you. Really. Take our word for it; they're all gone. No, no, still don't look just yet. You'll need more time to come to grips with the magnitude and gravity of the situation before you'll be ready to look outside your current room and to experience the horror of seeing all the corpses that died right in the middle of doing whatever it is people do outside the room you're in. Services for Everyone Outside the Room You're In will be . . . well, pretty much whenever you decide they might be. It's up to you now. It's all up to you now.
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