New Weight-Loss Program Guarantees You Will Lose Interest in Under 2 Weeks

INDIANAPOLIS - As millions of Americans continue to return to post-holiday life, a controversial new weight-loss program - pioneered by a self-help guru in California - guarantees that dieters will lose interest in the program in just 2 weeks.

Launching his lifestyle book Lose Interest In Healthy Eating: 14 Days Back to the Same Old You, Dr. Allen Wilkes insisted Monday that while his methods may not appeal to everyone, weight-conscious Americans can return to an apathetic lifestyle after "two weeks of giving it their best shot."